Prepare to laugh the night away and enjoy this highly entertaining and feel-good, one-woman show.
Comedy and pathos meet on the factory floor.
Pauline Potter’s gusset is her guiding light and her epicentre. She has worked in the factory for twenty years as a ‘Floater’ and that by definition means she floats from one job to another. Pauline feels trapped and is desperate to get out, she is learning to be a writer at night school and with her new book ‘Gusset Path to Life’ anything is possible.
The gusset determines the way a woman moves and feels. If it is cut the wrong way dramatic changes take place.
If you are experiencing mood swings, manic depression, irrational behaviour and want to kill the nearest man to you… check your gusset out!
I did and it changed my life.
Steyning Grammar School £10 Group Discount available Recommended age 16+
Steyning Bookshop
Tel: 01903 812062
Saturday 4th June, 7.30pm
Edinburgh Festival Comedy Preview Evening with Lucy Porter, Bridget Christie and compere Stephen Carlin
Come and enjoy one of the Festival’s most popular annual events – a chance to hear three award-winning comedians perform their new material.
Stephen started performing stand up comedy in 2002 and has performed in the UK, Ireland, Canada and the USA.
He has written and performed two solo shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, recently supported Stewart Lee and Stephen Merchant on their national tours and appeared in Stewart Lee Presents The Ten Best Stand-ups in the World Ever.
Bridget Christie is a regular on the sketch and stand-up circuit, performing as both herself and A Ant, the circuit’s top ant comedian.
Her 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 Edinburgh shows have been comedy picks in the Metro, The Guardian, The Times, The Stage, The Scotsman and Scotsgay. She can currently be seen on Channel 5 in an ident for Neighbours and will shortly be starring in Harry Hill’s Little Internet Show, alongside Harry and Kevin Eldon.
Since 2001, Lucy has been a huge hit with audiences up and down the country with her distinctive, bouncy, feel-good comedy. She is a regular festival performer including Edinburgh, Manchester, Glasgow and the prestigious Kilkenny festival, as well as other mud-soaked scrums such as Latitude.
Lucy is a regular face and voice on TV and radio panel shows. Last year you may have seen her emerge victorious from a well-fought battle for the title of Celebrity Mastermind Champion, breaking records by achieving the highest ever celebrity score. She has also appeared on two series of 'Mock the Week', two series of 'Argumental' for the Dave Channel, 'Have I got News for You', 'Clive Anderson's Chat Room', 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' and 'What the Dickens?' On Radio 4, she is team captain on the popular 'Act Your Age', where she gets to work alongside such showbiz luminaries as Roy Walker and Barry Cryer, she can also be heard on 'The Personality Test' and 'The Unbelievable Truth'.
What happens when great music falls into the hands of talented idiots?
You get the world's most musically challenged string trio - PLUCK!
Pluck is a group of three hilarious musicians who compete, ridicule,
argue and seduce their way through Bach to Beatles. Since winning the
prestigious Tap Water Award at the 2003 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, these
crazy characters have astonished audiences in the UK, Europe, Australia
and Asia with their unique combination of comedy and superb musicianship.
Now it’s Steynings’s turn to enjoy Pluck’s melodic buffoonery as
they wreak havoc between harmonies - bring the family and join them for
an evening of totally unpredictable musical arson!
Steyning Grammar School tickets £12/£8 Family Ticket £36
He's on the run from those three-headed monsters, trying to bring you the mostfantastic tales from the Magic Land of Three. Are you really sure what happened to the wolf and those three little pigs? What about Goldilocks? Why was she walkingin those woods? And as for the three Billy Goats Gruff, how did they really dealwith that troll?
All will be revealed when our storyteller unfolds this beautiful show using puppetsand props. It's full of fun and laughter and has an exciting gypsy soundtrackthat you won't be able to stop singing long after the show has finished.
Suitable for anyone aged 3 and up.
